Springbreakers Movie (2012)

Wow….this movie…before you go judging the idiotic DVD cover looking like a Bikini Barista stand crashed into Malibu’s Most wanted. No sir…open your fucking mind to something real. Remember when Scarface first came out? No! Of course not because most of my generation were shitting in their diapers when it was a brand new box office film. Now it’s considered a classic and we all know and love and quote every scene. People have posters all over their walls of the great Tony Montana waving an M16. Check this out though…there is actually those muthafuckers over in Miami Florida right now. Not even fake and live by no rules. Cops are bought and the news stays out of it. The main character in this film is based on a real guy from Miami. Forget celeb status Franco’s name understand that this character he is playing is of a real person. Not even fictional by one bit. In fact there is a gangster ass full white guy with dread locks in Miami tattoo’ed up even drops the “N” word and no one says shit to him because hes well respected and crazy as fuck. Not to mention thats the only culture he knows as if someone got pregnant and then threw him down a hood ass street in Miami…only to let him raise himself into a full blood money making gangster in an African american neighborhood exactly how we seen Tony Montana or how Griselda blanco did it in real life. If you really know your shit! See now, Blanco was a real life rich Columbian drug lord who was really doing everything Scarface portrayed. Then in this film Franco is playing a real deal white drug lord with a house full of M16s and Lamborghini’s in his driveway. Only difference is this character is really alive still to this day. Right now. In this movie they walk around doing what they want when they want to do. 4 young girls meet a guy well connected in Miami, they all have a connection. Next he figures out how Crazy these 4 girls are and how they are down to kill for fun just like him. Literally. 2 of the girls drop off and decide it isn’t fun anymore but leaving the last 2 who loved the thrill of danger and you sort of could tell were the crazier of the group. You knew the remaining 2 were the female versions of the Scarface Film. You at first question if the girls really care about this white chocolate eccentric gangster who looks like the biggest dofus you have ever seen. However you would only say that if you never knew him in person. Because out in real life, in Miami he is heavy like steel and well respected by those who matter. Once you get that through your thick skull that this guy is based off a real character you will realize this shit is just some now era millennial war lord Scarface-esq shit. Once that is in your mind you will see this is some current war lord shit you can say damn I was right there when that movie came out. That’s the point, like saying you saw opening day of James Dean films but on that same level you were here for this. The way it is filmed is art, it does long scenes, so each scene lasts much longer than typical movies. Next there is loud noises and gun cocking sounds between the scenes to wake the audience back up that they are i,still n outlaw town. You see just how fierce the 3 of them are together and how if they kill the rival war lords they will rule Miami. They go up in a boat with M16s showing how bout-it they really are. They have a shoot out similar to the Scarface ending shoot out but in this film Franco dies instantly. The girls shoot on and kill all of the rival henchmen without ever blinking an eye that their seem-to-be boyfriend Franco was shot dead. They push on not looking back killing all of them up to the last boss. It;s at this point you can’t deny that these aren’t helpless broads, they are true ass bitches who can kill if they flip the switch. The roll through the end like a couple of Banderas’s from the Dusk till down-movieMusic plays in the background as the boss lips something of an arrogant composure at them as they shoot him in slow-motion killing him and trumping his cockiness with their might. Next the 2 girls are all thats remaining of the movie and their initial squad is not seen in the ending credits…yet they are rolling out in a Lamborghini comfortable as fuck with their hair blowing in the winds like Victoria Secret models. In the background during their shoot out killing an entire drug mob you can hear a seemingly voice message to their parents of how great the summer is and how proper and “good” they were being on their Spring Break. Giving you the impression these girls could shoot an entire army then go home to kiss their Grandmother and bake cookies wearing pink. That being said as they drive off with zero mercy and no care -but the color of their sparkle lip gloss….it cuts to a brief ending scene of them both kissing Franco’s dead body before they left the mansion massacre they made. This romantically proving they loved Franco just as much as he truly loved them. Making those woman also seem human mixed major fierceness. The baddest bitches on the Miami block and even though the girls part of this actual film is fictional, remember Franco’s character is actually as real as can be. You can enjoy both aspects but one last reminder that this white dude Franco is acting is crazy on point to this real deal Lamborghini driving and 2002 outfit/gear wearing, loony. Just a real deal one and that has so much money he doesn’t have to care what you think about him. He handed the girls bouquets of 100’s to show he loved them not flowers. This is a cult classic and probably one of the greatest movies of all times because its a real story we just never cared to notice.

Published by Skoo-B

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